I was a tad depressed today when they attempted to contact me again via auto-dialer and then through their regular number, neither of which I responded to. I became SO disgusted with them, considering how they have broken several laws, and decided to turn things around.
I phoned and told the "receptionist" that I would like to speak to the lawyer, Mrs. Simonsen, who works in the legal department. She responded that there is no " Mrs. Simonsen" but there is a Mrs. Simons.
(I must pause and tell you that I used to be a journalist so I am trained to ask for names and the correct spelling!)
Oh, REALLY, I said, then Mrs. Simons obviously LIED to me during our telephone call on date/day/time and led me to believe that she was a LAWYER. Isn't that illegal? The "receptionist" said it must have been a misunderstanding on my part and I emphaticcally reassured her that, NO, there was NOT a misunderstanding on MY end.
She became extremely flustered and directed me to the legal department where a Mr. Connolly answered the phone. I said I was trying to reach Mrs. Simons and he said he was the only one left in the office and sounded like he couldn't wait to get the heck out of there. (Late Friday afternoon, after all, which I had planned ahead of time. LOL.). I asked him what position Mrs. Simons held in the company and, just like the receptionist, he said she was an Account Manager. Not a lawyer? No. Not a paralegal? No. Hmmm, I inquired, isn't it illegal to portray oneself as a lawyer if one is NOT! He also tried to tell me that there must have been a misunderstanding on my part and I inforned him that I had taken notes during my telephone conversation with Mrs. Simons or whatever the heck she pretended her name was.
I informed him that I was extremely concerned about my conversation with her because she had stated that I was being investigated for fraud, which I know for a fact that I am NOT guilty of, and asked him if he could please look in my file and give me the name of the investigating officer, the contact number, and the case number. He was stuttering by that time and said he couldn't access my file. I asked him how that was possible and repeated my Account # but he said he still could not access my file and tried to give me some hair-brained reason as to why not. I said I found that rather ODD. He couldn't wait to get me off the phone, telling me to contact Mrs. Simons herself.
So I did. Of course I got her voice mail. I left my name, account #, the fact that I had received a letter a few days ago from a law firm they had hired to handle my case, that I had obtained knowledge of her real position in the company, and that she had portrayed herself as being a lawyer during her telephone call to me on month/day/time.
I instructed her that she had until 1PM on Monday, Winnipeg time, to phone me in regard to this fraud charge or I would pay a visit to my local police sation and charge her and her company with extortion. I then phoned the Winnipeg Police Department, discussed this with them and of course they know nada.
I left a second message on Mrs. Simon's voice mail, telling her that I had just spoken to the Winnipeg Police Department, and further emphasized that if I didn't hear from her on Monday then I would be filing extortion charges against her and her company. I reminded her of the exact month, day, and time of her phone call where she accused me of committing fraud and stated I was being investigated, and suggested that it wouldn't be wise on her part to delete the recording of that phone call because the police would want to listen to it.
I just want to clarify that I derive zero satisfaction from discovering firm evidence that a collection agency has not acted within the law. They aren't the first, they won't be the last, but they have been so far out of line that they have earned my wrath. I pity them.



