The U.S. government can now rest well as I explain what the Canadian government is going to do with our highly covert spy Poppy Quarters!

These quarters make it certain that the Canadian military is soundly taking over the U.S. Country. Canadian technology is so sophisticated that we're able to plant high grade, tracking , camera and other recording devices in these Canadian Poppy Quarters!

CANADIAN GOVERNMENT'S PLAN REVEALED
The plan is pretty aggressive.. We simply plan to take over the whole United States of America! George Bush, please don't read this!

How it works is as follows:
We create millions of these high quality spy quarters, and then distribute them through the change at such secret places as Tim Horton's, Robins Donuts, Royal Bank of Canada, and more.

Millions of unsuspecting, coffee drinking, Canadians will then take these spy quarters home with them. It's important to note that these quarters are so sopisticated, they won't spy on Canadians. The spy equipment only kicks in when it gets onto American soil!

When Canadian tourists go to see their loved ones living in the U.S. or business people go to conferences in the U.S. they take a handful of these quarters with them. Being proud Canadians, they love to show off their Canadian quarters!

These Canadian infiltrators secretly stash these Spy Quarters in strategic places such as hotel rooms, coffee shops, Walmart, and the conference rooms themselves.

These Canadian quarters immediately start to record unsuspecting Americans are saying and doing. All of this information is transmitted back via satellite to Canadian intelligence centers in the far north of Canada. We store all our high secret, secure data in the northern most point of Nunavut. Our secret security zone is buried 5 miles under a secret glacier!

POPPY SPY QUARTERS COLLECTING INFORMATION SINCE 2004
The reason I know that this Canadian defense strategy has by passed the biggest brains in the U.S. military and the U.S. White House, is that we've already had these spy quarters in circulation for 3 years since 2004. That's 36 months of intense spying and data collection.

Canada's now got enough information from the coffee houses, conference rooms, hotels, and Walmarts of America to completely take over the U.S!

I am so proud of the Canadian government and the Canadian Military for thinking of this ingenious strategy to spy on the incredibly paranoid American people.

FOOT NOTE:
This is a tongue in cheek post based on this article from foxnews.com where The odd-looking ? but harmless ? "poppy coin" was so unfamiliar to suspicious U.S. Army contractors traveling in Canada that they filed confidential espionage accounts about them. The worried contractors described the coins as "anomalous" and "filled with something man-made that looked like nano-technology," according to once-classified U.S. government reports and e-mails obtained by the AP.

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